Funny, But NO: Special Valentine's Day Edition

Only about 20% of what gets turned in gets accepted and becomes a Shoebox card.
Here, we feature the other 80%.





Be my Valentine…

Or I’ll see you in hell.
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Why be the queen of hearts when you can be that one card that explains how several games are played?

Man, I’m lonely. Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Honey, I wanted to surprise you on Valentine’s Day.

So I’m leaving you. Bye!
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No one turns me on like you.

Of course, no one else is trying.
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I’m fine with not having a date for Valentine’s Day.

Maybe I was gonna eat two gallons of double fudge frozen custard with my hands anyway, you don’t know, who can say?
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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I couldn’t love you more.

Probably because I’m so self-absorbed.
Happy Valentine's Day!